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Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia?
A: Because God couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
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Best religious jokes
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After praying nonstop for eight years god finally decided to grant a man three wishes
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands
Really good deed this guy arrives at the pearly gates
Three guys went up to heaven as they came to the gate st peter was there
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Little billy wanted 100 dollars badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened
Jesus and saint peter are golfing
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye
God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to him God we don't need you anymore
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road
Random religious jokes
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10 religious jokes
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Adam was walking around the garden of eden moping
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands
God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to him God we don't need you anymore
The two thousand member baptist church was filled
A jewish father was concerned about his son who was about a year away-from-his-bar-mitzvah
One day little danny was in sunday school and the preacher asked what part of the body went to heaven first
Einstein climbs to the top of mt sinai to get close enough to talk to god
Adam and god were walking in the garden one day
Three guys went up to heaven as they came to the gate st peter was there
A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day
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