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Dad Jokes: Hey I Was Thinking
Kid: 'Hey, I was thinking...' Dad: 'I thought I smelled something burning.'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
What did the grape do when he got stepped on
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
Soup or salad?
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
I could tell a joke about pizza
Hey I was thinking
When a dad drives past a graveyard
How does a penguin build it's house
My wife is really mad at the fact that
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