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Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia?
A: Because God couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
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Best religious jokes
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best 10 religious jokes
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After praying nonstop for eight years god finally decided to grant a man three wishes
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands
Really good deed this guy arrives at the pearly gates
Three guys went up to heaven as they came to the gate st peter was there
He had two parrots
Little billy wanted 100 dollars badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened
Jesus and saint peter are golfing
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye
God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to him God we don't need you anymore
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road
Random religious jokes
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10 religious jokes
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A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky
Moses and jesus were in a threesome playing golf one day
Little billy wanted 100 dollars badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened
A jewish grandmother is watching her grandchild playing on the beach when a huge wave comes and takes him out to sea
Jesus and saint peter are golfing
Three nuns die and are at the gates of heaven and st peter pops up
A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day
A young lad was visiting a church for the first time checking all the announcements and posters along the walls
A buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor
There s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery
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