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Why are boats girls Because they cost alot
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One day two kids were wandering around near a stream
A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
There are three men in the bathroom two englishmen and an australian
A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook
Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
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Bill and ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch
These two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them looks at the other and asks
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
One day there were two boys playing by a stream when they saw a woman bathing naked
Random corny jokes
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10 corny jokes
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A bloke is in a queue at the supermarket when he notices a dishy blonde behind him has raised her hand and is smiling at him
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There once was boy named John
Three guys shut upmanners and crap were driving too fast and and crap felt out of the car
There were five thousand smurfs and one smurfette and she screwed each one seven times
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A nun at a catholic school is asking her students what they want to be when they grow up
What do you call 20 french politicians face down in the channel
A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said bill i want you to promise me that when i die you will have my remains cremated
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