An old man is lying on his deathbed with his children, grandchildren, and older great-grandchildren all around.
The old man in is a terminal coma, and the doctors have confirmed that the waiting will be over within the next twenty-four hours.
Suddenly, the old man opens his eyes and croaks: 'I must be dreaming of heaven!
I smell your grandmother's strudel!'
'No, grandfather, you are not dreaming.
Grandmother is baking strudel now.'
'I know I will never have another taste of her delicious strudel after this one.
Could you please go down and get me a piece?', the old man begs with what is left of his final breath.
One of the grandchildren is immediately dispatched to honor the old man's last request.
After a long time, he returns empty-handed.
'Did you bring me one last piece of your grandmother's delicious strudel?'
the old man plaintively queries.
'I'm very sorry, grandfather, but she says it's for the funeral.'
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