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Dad Jokes: I Decided To Sell My Vacuum
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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I had a neck brace fitted years ago
5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
What did the grape do when he got stepped on
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
I've got a great joke about construction
Sorry about your wait
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
How many apples grow on a tree
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