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Religious Jokes: Why Wasn T Jesus Born In
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia?
A: Because God couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
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Best religious jokes
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best 10 religious jokes
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After praying nonstop for eight years god finally decided to grant a man three wishes
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands
Really good deed this guy arrives at the pearly gates
Three guys went up to heaven as they came to the gate st peter was there
He had two parrots
Little billy wanted 100 dollars badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened
Jesus and saint peter are golfing
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye
God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to him God we don't need you anymore
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road
Random religious jokes
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10 religious jokes
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A man dies and goes to heaven
A young lad was visiting a church for the first time checking all the announcements and posters along the walls
There were 3 men who died and before god would let them into heaven he gave them a chance to come back as anything they wanted
A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye
In the convent a young nun went to see the mother superior
A jewish grandmother is watching her grandchild playing on the beach when a huge wave comes and takes him out to sea
There were three priests in a railroad station all wanting to go home to pittsburgh
A priest wanted to convince a prostitute to turn respectable
A little girl was in church and she dozes off the teacher says who is the ruler of these lands
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