Man: 'I'd like to buy some dog food.'
Checkout lady: 'Do you have a dog?'
Man: 'Yes.'
Checkout lady: 'Where is he?'
Man: 'He's at home.'
Checkout lady: 'I'm sorry, I can't sell this dog food to you unless I see the dog.
Store policy.'
The next day, the man returns.
Man: 'I'd like to buy some cat food.'
Checkout lady: 'Do you have a cat?'
Man: 'Yes.'
Checkout lady: 'Well...
where is he?'
Man: 'He's at home!'
Checkout lady: 'Sorry, I can't sell this cat food to you unless I see your cat.'
The next day the man returns.
Checkout lady: 'What's in the sack?'
Man: 'Put your hand inside.'
Checkout lady: 'Hmm...
It's warm and moist!
What is it?'
Man: 'I would like to buy some toilet paper!'
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