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Doctor Jokes: Doctor Should I File My Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?
Doctor: No!
Throw them away like everybody else.
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Doctor i think i need glasses
Best doctor jokes
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best 10 doctor jokes
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Four doctors who had not seen each other since their surgical residencies met at a medical seminar
Patient to cosmetic surgeon will it hurt me doctor
This guy has a bad case of hemorrhoids he decides to go see the doctor
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room
Two psychiatrists were walking down a hall
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor s office
I have an earache
A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist
My stomach is getting awfully big doctor
A japanese man went to the eye doctor
Random doctor jokes
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10 doctor jokes
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Doctor what does the x-ray of my head show
Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the operating table
A psychotherapist was having a roaring business since he started from scratch
A man goes to his doctor with a banana stuck in each ear and grapes stuck up his nose
The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test
Doctor there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named brown
One day at a trial an eminent psychologist was called to testify
A man goes to the doctors about a very serious knee injury and the doctor tells him that the procedure to fix the problem will be painful
This guy goes to the doctor and he says in a girls voice why do i sound like this
A man goes to the doctor and shows him his penis
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