Two men were out fishing, when they found a lamp floating in the water.
One of the men picked it up and rubbed it, causing a genie to explode from the lamp.
Unfortunately, it was a very low-level genie and could only grant one wish.
The men thought for a few minutes and then wished for the entire lake to be made of the best beer in the world.
With a poof!
the wish was granted.
All of a sudden, one of the men got really angry.
'Dammit!
Now we have to piss in the boat!'
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