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Dad Jokes: Did You Hear About The Kidnapping
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
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I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
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When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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A furniture store keeps calling me
How do you make a Kleenex dance
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
I thought about going on an all-almond diet
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
Why did the scarecrow win an award
Why don't eggs tell jokes
My daughter screeched
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
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