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One Liner Jokes: I Childproofed The House... But They
I childproofed the house... but they still get in!
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Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
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I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
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The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
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If You Find Yourself In A Hole. Stop Digging
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Like Arguing With A Forest Fire
I'll Be Burger King And You Be McDonald's
Don't Steal. That's The Government's Job
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