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I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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What did the grape do when he got stepped on
What do you call a fat psychic
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
I just watched a program about beavers
When a dad drives past a cow
The rotation of earth
I've never gone to a gun range before
Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
Make me a sandwich!
When a dad drives past a graveyard
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A brunette goes to the doctor and as she touches each part of her body with her finger
I Don't Think You Act Stupid, I'm Sure
If Everything Seems To Be Coming Your Way, You're
My Wife And I Always Compromise. I Admit I'm
Your Clothes Would Look Better Accelerating Towards The Floor At
Excuse Me, But Do You Like Whales? (yeah, Why) Cause
If The Facts Don't Fit The Theory, Change The
You might be a redneck if when you walk the dog
The water-proof towel
I Asked God For A Bike, But I Know God