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Dad Jokes: Don T Forget A Bucket
Dad, to a singer: 'Don't forget a bucket.' Singer: 'Why?' Dad: 'To carry your tune.'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
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When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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What's brown and sticky
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