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Lawyers Jokes: How Do You Stop A Lawyer
How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?
Shoot him before he hits the water!
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Best lawyers jokes
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best 10 lawyers jokes
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What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
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You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer
What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute
What is the definition lucky break
Random lawyers jokes
These are
10 lawyers jokes
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How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?
A brooklyn lawyer a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a coffin containing the body of an old friend
Three men a doctor an accountant and a lawyer are dead and they appear in front of st peter
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars
You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer
A young attorney who had taken over his fathers practice rushed home elated one night
Four surgeons were sitting around discussing who they like to operate on
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial - it went like this
A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined
95% of all lawyers
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