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Religious Jokes: Why Wasn T Jesus Born In
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia?
A: Because God couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
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Three men went to hell
Best religious jokes
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best 10 religious jokes
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After praying nonstop for eight years god finally decided to grant a man three wishes
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands
Really good deed this guy arrives at the pearly gates
Three guys went up to heaven as they came to the gate st peter was there
He had two parrots
Little billy wanted 100 dollars badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened
Jesus and saint peter are golfing
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye
God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to him God we don't need you anymore
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road
Random religious jokes
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10 religious jokes
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A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck and everyone inside dies
There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish
Moses and jesus were in a threesome playing golf one day
A scottish priest was an avid golfer who would try to play every chance he got
St peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven
Jesus and saint peter are golfing
There were 3 men who died and before god would let them into heaven he gave them a chance to come back as anything they wanted
One day little danny was in sunday school and the preacher asked what part of the body went to heaven first
Why did you make eve so beautiful
God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to him God we don't need you anymore
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