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Dad Jokes: Can You Put My Shoes On
Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.
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Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
A furniture store keeps calling me
The shovel
What do you call a man with a rubber toe
I don't play soccer
I don't trust stairs
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
What's brown and sticky
The rotation of earth
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
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