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Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent.
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
Can you put my shoes on
I have a dad bod
Would you like the milk in a bag
Hey I was thinking
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
What did the grape do when he got stepped on
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