Hammer time A judge working a double homicide case tells the defendant,'
You are charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer.'
'You bastard.'
yells a voice form the back of the courtroom.
'Your also charged with beating your mother in law with a hammer.'
says the judge.
'Bastard.'
the same person yells.
The judge addresses the man sitting at the back of the courtroom, 'Sire, one more outburst and I'll charge you with contempt.'
'I'm sorry your honor,'
Says the man, '
But I've been this bastards neighbor for ten years and every time I ask to borrow a hammer he said he didn't have one.'
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