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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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Why don't eggs tell jokes
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
Can you put the cat out
Sorry about your wait
What do you call a man with a rubber toe
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
What's brown and sticky
I've got a great joke about construction
Soup or salad?
What do you call a fake noodle
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