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You cannot eat me unless you spread me. -Butter
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Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
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The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
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I'm Attracted To You So Strongly, Scientists Will Have
I Ran Three Miles Today. Finally I Said, "Lady Take
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I Don't Trust Anything That Bleeds For Five Days
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The Most Beautiful Makeup Of A Woman Is Passion. But
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