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Bad Jokes: You Are The 999999999th Visitor
YOU ARE THE 999,999,999TH VISITOR!
FUCK YOU AND HAVE A NICE DAY!
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What is funnier then a dead osama bin laden?
Shannon is so lose she could be a wide reciver
What do saddam and miss muffet have in common
One day a father and son are sitting on a dock fishing
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed
A woman walks into the store and purchases the following
What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging from a ceiling fan
A asian cab driver is in the suburbs after driving s guy to his house from the airport
When i was born i was black
If you think life is bad
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One day a father and son are sitting on a dock fishing
Early one morning two nuns were out fishing
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when he notices a little girl next door
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working
Two hungry cannibals are walking through the woods and find a man who recently died
If your fat and you go swimming in america and see a shark do as follows
The tooth fairy always told me that if i sold my body parts like my teeth then i would get some money
What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs
On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said sir do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back
The head nun tells the two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes
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