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Dad Jokes: Why Can't You Hear A
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent.
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What's brown and sticky
Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
How many apples grow on a tree
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
I just watched a program about beavers
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
What time did the man go to the dentist
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What's brown and sticky
I've got a great joke about construction
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Money Talks...but All Mine Ever Says Is Good-bye
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