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Dad Jokes: Hey I Was Thinking
Kid: 'Hey, I was thinking...' Dad: 'I thought I smelled something burning.'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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How do I look?
A furniture store keeps calling me
Why don't eggs tell jokes
Your smile is so nice to see in this wedding photo
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
What did the grape do when he got stepped on
I could tell a joke about pizza
I thought about going on an all-almond diet
I used to hate facial hair
I don't trust stairs
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I Don't Have A Solution, But I Do Admire
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