A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a crown and coke.The bartender brings him an apple.The man says:I want a crown and coke,not a fucking apple.The bartender says take a bite.He takes a bite and says that tastes just like crown.the bartender says turn it over and take another bite.
He takes another bite and he says that tastes just like coke.
So he orders a few more and leaves.The next night he returns back to the same bar.He orders a crown and coke and the bartender says I have a something you might enjoy.I can make you something that tastes just like pussy.He says hell,I will have one of those.The bartender brings him an apple and tells him to take a bite.The man took a bite,then he spit it out and says:Gross!That tastes like shit!The bartender says: Turn it over!
Next Joke: If you can make that horse over there laugh you can have free drinks