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You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
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Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
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Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
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No Matter What Has Happened. No Matter What You've
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A Wife In Big Doses Is Poison, In Small Doses
As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer
Money Talks...but All Mine Ever Says Is Good-bye
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A Man Is Running After A Woman, Just Until She
I Put The "fun" In Dysfunctional
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