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Best one liner jokes
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best 10 one liner jokes
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My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
It's Been Proven That Girls Reach The Age Of
Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
Lite: The New Way To Spell "Light," Now With 20
Why Is It Good To Have A Blonde Passenger? You
Random one liner jokes
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10 one liner jokes
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They Were The Type Of Children Who Would Kill Both
Why Do Retirees Smile All The Time? Because They Can
I'm A Humble Person, Really. I'm Actually Much
What Happened When The Dog Went To The Flea Circus
How Do You Confuse A Blonde? You Don't. They
Take My Advice — I'm Not Using It
Some Mistakes Are Too Much Fun To Only Make Once
Somewhere An Elderly Lady Reads A Book On How To
We Have Enough Gun Control. What We Need Is Idiot
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