A woman's personality based on what she drinks.
Beer Personality: Casual, low-maintenance;
down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Blender Drinks Personality: Flaky, annoying;
a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.
Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, has picky taste;
knows what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her.
She'll send YOU a drink.
Wine - (does not include White Zinfandel, see below) Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated.
Your Approach: Tell her you wish Reagan had had four more years...Alzheimer's and term limits be damned.
White Zin Personality: Easy;
thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually has no clue.
Your approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...
Shots Personality: Hanging with frat-boy pals or looking to get drunk ...
and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint.
Nothing to do but wait.
Additional Note: If she likes salt on the rim of her Margarita, she swallows.
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