Gender Jokes
Home / Funny jokes / Gender Jokes / A Woman's Personality Based On

Gender Jokes: A Woman's Personality Based On

A woman's personality based on what she drinks.
Beer Personality: Casual, low-maintenance;
down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Blender Drinks Personality: Flaky, annoying;
a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.
Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, has picky taste;
knows what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her.
She'll send YOU a drink.
Wine - (does not include White Zinfandel, see below) Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated.
Your Approach: Tell her you wish Reagan had had four more years...Alzheimer's and term limits be damned.
White Zin Personality: Easy;
thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually has no clue.
Your approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...
Shots Personality: Hanging with frat-boy pals or looking to get drunk ...
and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint.
Nothing to do but wait.
Additional Note: If she likes salt on the rim of her Margarita, she swallows.

Next Joke: What is the difference between a man and a catfish?

Best gender jokes

These are the best 10 gender jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

Random gender jokes

These are 10 gender jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

Other categories:
Animal Bad Bar Dumb Blonde Celebrity Cheesy Chicken Christmas Chuck Norris Clean Computer Corny Dad Dark Humor Doctor Dirty Donald Trump Easter Fat For Kids Funny Riddles Funny Quotes Little Johnny Gay Gender Good Halloween Knock Knock Lawyer Lightbulb Jokes Military Old People One Liner Jokes Ponderisms Puns Redneck Relationship Religious School Short Jokes Silly Skeleton Valentines Day Yo Mama