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Clean Jokes: This Lady Was At The Gas

This lady was at the gas station pumping gas and smoking a cigarette when her arm caught on fire.
When the police arrived they shot her for waving a firearm!

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Best clean jokes

These are the best 10 clean jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

In most offices the photocopier is out of order every now and then
We are very keen on cleanliness
An old man and an old woman were sitting together on their front porch
One day a secretary is leaving on her lunch break and she notices her boss standing in front of a shredder
An american automobile company and a japanese auto company decided to have a competitive boat race on the detroit river
A man being mugged by two thugs puts up a tremendous fight
A young man called directory assistance
A hillbilly family took a vacation to new york city
Salary theorem states that engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
Over the past several months my company has shorted my paychecks several

Random clean jokes

These are 10 clean jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

One day a little girl was sitting at the breakfast table with her mother
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A man was in a hurry to meet his friend down at the nearby lake
Over 5000 years ago moses said to the children of israel pick up your shovels mount your asses and camels
A young man called directory assistance
Ralph and edna were both patients in a mental hospital
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