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Dad Jokes: How Do You Get A Squirrel
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
Why did the coffee file a police report
Hey I was thinking
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
Why did the scarecrow win an award
I thought about going on an all-almond diet
When a dad drives past a cow
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
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