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One Liner Jokes: You Can't Tell Me What
You can't tell me what to do, you're not my dog.
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What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
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Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
Random one liner jokes
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I Eat The Broken Cookies First Because I Feel Bad
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5-year Plan? I Haven't Even Planned This Sentence
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