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Dad Jokes: Dads 50th Birthday Card
Son: *hands my Dad his 50th birthday card*, Dad: You know, one would have been enough.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Did you hear the rumor about butter
How do you get a squirrel to like you
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Two goldfish are in a tank
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
The rotation of earth
How do you make a Kleenex dance
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
How do I look?
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