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Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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What did the grape do when he got stepped on
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
I have a dad bod
Dads 50th birthday card
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
How do I look?
How do you get a squirrel to like you
Did you hear about the circus fire
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
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