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Dad Jokes: Soup Or Salad
Waitress: 'Soup or salad?' Dad: 'I don't want a SUPER salad, I want a regular salad.'
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Don t forget a bucket
Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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Soup or salad?
I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
Hey I was thinking
Don t forget a bucket
The shovel
I used to hate facial hair
How do you make a Kleenex dance
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
What do you call a fat psychic
I would avoid the sushi
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