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Dad Jokes: Why Don't Eggs Tell Jokes
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke
Did you hear about the circus fire
Two goldfish are in a tank
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
Did you hear the rumor about butter
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
What did the grape do when he got stepped on
How many apples grow on a tree
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Other People Don't Like My Queue Jumping. Especially When
Your mom is so poor when she found a penny
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