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Dad Jokes: Sorry About Your Wait
SERVER: 'Sorry about your wait.' DAD: 'Are you saying I'm fat?'
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Did you hear the rumor about butter
What time did the man go to the dentist
Want to hear a joke about paper
Did you hear about the circus fire
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
Can you put the cat out
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
I've never gone to a gun range before
I've got a great joke about construction
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