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Corny Jokes: What Do You Call A Mexican
What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy?
A Dry Martinez!
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Best corny jokes
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best 10 corny jokes
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A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook
One day two kids were wandering around near a stream
There are three men in the bathroom two englishmen and an australian
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Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
These two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them looks at the other and asks
Bill and ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
One day there were two boys playing by a stream when they saw a woman bathing naked
Random corny jokes
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10 corny jokes
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What do you do if you see a politician walking down the road with half a head
I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747
These two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them looks at the other and asks
Eddie came to work monday and his co-workers asked him how his weekend was
There are three men in the bathroom two englishmen and an australian
There were three burglars
This man was talking to his cousin and discovers a coin behind his ear
A woman wearing a strapless gown and sporting a necklace with an airplane as the locket sees a young man
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One day stupid trouble and shut up were driving along in their car when trouble suddenly hurled himself out of the window
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