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Dad Jokes: A Furniture Store Keeps Calling Me
A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.
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Best dad jokes
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
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Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
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I don't play soccer
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