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One Liner Jokes: I Wish You Were A Door
I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.
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Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
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The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
Why Is It Good To Have A Blonde Passenger? You
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Sweating Like A Lost Goat Wandering Past A Hungry Bedouin
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I Would Tell A History Joke, But They're Too
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