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Dad Jokes: Can You Put The Cat Out
Dad, can you put the cat out?' 'I didn't know it was on fire.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
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When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
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I don't play soccer
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I had a neck brace fitted years ago
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