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95% of all lawyers, give the rest a bad name!
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Best lawyers jokes
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What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer
What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
An engineer a physicist and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation
What is the definition lucky break
Random lawyers jokes
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10 lawyers jokes
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How many lawyers does it take to screw?
A dying man gathered his lawyer doctor and clergyman at his bed side
Taylor was desperate for business and was happy to be appointed by the court to defend an indigent defendant
A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study
Three men a doctor an accountant and a lawyer are dead and they appear in front of st peter
What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial - it went like this
The following is a true story and this situation supposedly occurred in a real courtroom
You might be a lawyer if
What do you call satan and a lawyer
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