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A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
One day two kids were wandering around near a stream
A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook
There are three men in the bathroom two englishmen and an australian
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Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
These two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them looks at the other and asks
Bill and ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
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Random corny jokes
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10 corny jokes
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On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said sir do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back
Once there was 3 men in a forest in the middle of nowhere
A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook
Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table
Two farmers joe and bob lived as neighbors but didn t like each other much
A man jumps off a building at the same time that another man pisses
What do you do if you see a politician walking down the road with half a head
The toronto board of health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all alcohol bottles to tip off drinkers about the possible peril of drinking
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