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Dad Jokes: I Have A Dad Bod
Grandpa: I have a 'dad bod', Dad: To me it's more like a father figure.
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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I have a dad bod
What's brown and sticky
People don't like having to bend over
My daughter screeched
What did the grape do when he got stepped on
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
A furniture store keeps calling me
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
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If There Was Someone Selling Drugs In This Place, Weed
What does donald trump say when he can t find his viagra
What's brown and sticky
For Sale: Parachute. Only Used Once, Never Opened
When you ask a dad if he's alright
If a man and a woman get married in texas
A blonde and a brunette both fall off the eiffel tower
What did the mother-fucker say to the other mother-fucker
Yo mama is so fat when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating desease