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When you ask a dad if they got a haircut: 'No, I got them all cut!'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
Your smile is so nice to see in this wedding photo
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
People don't like having to bend over
Make me a sandwich!
Can you put my shoes on
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
I just watched a program about beavers
Hey I was thinking
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I Have Noticed That Everyone Who Is For Abortion, Has
What did the thirsty whale do
I'm A Humble Person, Really. I'm Actually Much
Yo mama is so fat that she has to go to rehab
A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have been helping themselves to a feast
Chem Students Do It On The Table Periodically
My Dad Suggested I Register For A Donor Card. He
Your Pants Say Yoga, But Your Ass Says McDonald's
Yo mama so ghetto her wedding cake was
Instead Of "Who's Your Daddy" I Accidentally Said, "How