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You're about as useless as an asshole with tastebuds.
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It's Been Proven That Girls Reach The Age Of
My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
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Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
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I Found A Rock Yesterday Which Measured 1760 Yards In
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I Get It Ladies, I Had Abs Before I Had
If A Dog Sniffs Your Ass, You're Probably A
I'm Never Wrong! One Time, I Thought I Was
Friend: What Are You Gonna Be For Halloween? Me: Drunk
It Takes Patience To Listen.. It Takes Skill To Pretend
Old Chinese Proverb: Rape Impossible! Woman With Skirt Up Run
Remember, It's Not What You Do... It's What
Hurry! Stop Standing Around, Hearing All You Can See
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