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Dad Jokes: How Do I Look
MOM: 'How do I look?' DAD: 'With your eyes.'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
How do you get a squirrel to like you
How do you make a Kleenex dance
Why did the scarecrow win an award
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke
Hey I was thinking
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
Did you hear about the circus fire
What did the grape do when he got stepped on
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Yo mama is so stupid she took a ladder
I'll Be Burger King And You Be McDonald's
Yo mama so fat that when they cast her into
What do you call a man with hair between his teeth
What My Girlfriend Thought, First Four Dates: 1. Nice Shirt