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Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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How do you make a Kleenex dance
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
My daughter screeched
I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
I used to hate facial hair
Would you like the milk in a bag
The shovel
The rotation of earth
I've never gone to a gun range before
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