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Dad Jokes: When You Ask A Dad If
When you ask a dad if he's alright: 'No, I'm half left.'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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10 dad jokes
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What did the grape do when he got stepped on
Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
When you ask a dad if he's alright
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
Paper or plastic?
Two goldfish are in a tank
What do you get from a pampered cow
A furniture store keeps calling me
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
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