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Dad Jokes: Hey I Was Thinking
Kid: 'Hey, I was thinking...' Dad: 'I thought I smelled something burning.'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
What do you call a fake noodle
Dads 50th birthday card
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
The rotation of earth
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the circus fire
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
Don t forget a bucket
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