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You so ugly, last time you got ass was when your toilet paper broke!
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Best corny jokes
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A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
One day two kids were wandering around near a stream
A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook
There are three men in the bathroom two englishmen and an australian
Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
These two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them looks at the other and asks
Bill and ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch
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A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
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Random corny jokes
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10 corny jokes
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Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine
One day there were two boys playing by a stream when they saw a woman bathing naked
Two young nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent
A guy is walking past a big wooden fence at the insane asylum and he hears all the residents inside chanting thirteen
A city slicker shoots a duck out in the country
Bubba died in a fire in his trailer
Warning to shoplifters
There were five thousand smurfs and one smurfette and she screwed each one seven times
Taxiing down the tarmac the jetliner abruptly stopped turned around and returned to the gate
Cardinal eagan of new york is upset over an unsigned letter
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